The Escape to The Blood Connection
It was just anudder Saturday morning, and Spidey was hard at werk, rigging the old wadder heeder dat di owners ob Spidey's Attick had left behind in their hurry to bacate into a jacuzzi for critters. Suddenly the stereo began blasting, and Spidey could hear Vlad's voice singing along to Another Saturday Night. Another Saturday night and I ain't got no bodies I've got some Spiders cuz I lost my RAID Now, how I wish I had some blood to drink, too I've fled the light of day. I got in town a century ago I've seen a lot of donors since then If I could bleed 'em I could feast 'em But as yet I haven't bled 'em That's how I'm in the state I'm in Another fella told me He had a ghoul who looked just fine Instead of bein' my dinner She tasted like David Schwimmer The platelets were not appealing. It's hard on a bloodsucker When he's not below the ground If I don't find me a vein That I can most promptly drain I'm gonna h...